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THE WAYWARD CLOUD

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Watch this contestant attack his slice.

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And it's a new record!

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It's a battle to consume

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the most watermelon
in the shortest time.

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This one wants the plate too!

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And now
for the pip-spitting competition.

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This contestant's meager performance
causes general hilarity.

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Even the children beat him.

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This one has the knack,
he spits it more than 30 feet!

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But with no front teeth,
you drop your pip before you spit!

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The price of watermelon
is now so low

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that it's more profitable
to sell the juice

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and the market is awash!

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Guess the price of a 24 oz. jug?

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15 Taiwan dollars.
Cheaper than mineral water!

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Everybody's drinking it

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and now ex-congressmen
want in on the market.

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Look at the figures:
this juice bar

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is taking in 50,000 dollars a day.

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That's a cool 1,500,000 dollars
per month.

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And watermelon can open your heart!

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In this heat, it's the ideal way
to send a message.

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There's no better or cheaper method!

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It lets you express
what you can't say out loud.

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There's a whole lovers' code:

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a small yellow one

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means you're just good friends.

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A big red one
means you're wildly in love.

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And regular melons,
despite their small size,

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are reserved
for the most ardent passion!

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Here you see

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a group of students,
too shy to declare their love,

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going outwith "guardian angels"

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- friends dressed as watermelons -

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to deliver watermelons
to the girls' dormitories.

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When the girls receive them

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they blush,
and their hearts swell with pride.

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The river bed is almost dry,
even upstream.

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These low rain levels

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don't normally occur until February.

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The dry weather covers a wide area:

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the vast majority of rivers
are affected.

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A severe drought
can therefore be expected.

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Weather patterns in recent years
and low water stocks

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are fueling the sense of alarm.

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Invest in buckets to store water!

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Our sales are up 150%.

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Business is booming.

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Get your water buckets here!
Top quality guaranteed!

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The Yilan mineral water company
has trebled its output.

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Two-gallon flagons
are especially in demand.

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Suppliers of water-coolers
are also delighted

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and have stepped up deliveries
to 7 days a week.

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Taiwan is in the grips of panic
over the widespread drought.

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The main reservoir
has become a cause for concern.

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The water level,
which is still falling,

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is now only 107 feet.

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Taps are dry from 2 pm to 10 pm

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and everyday life is in turmoil.

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What are you looking for?

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My keys.

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Ain't no keys here.
Move out of the way.

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Don't stand there. It's dangerous.

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Listen, lady,
there ain't no keys here.

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We got work to do.

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There ain't no keys.

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Stop hanging around.

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There ain't no keys, I said.

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The strategy from Congress
is to invoke higher authority.

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Taiwan is so dry

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May there be rains from on high

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From our people and Congress,
hear our cry!

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Do you want rain in Taiwan?

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Do you want rain in Taiwan?

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She's got ants.

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No nightingale's sweet tune
No flowers in bloom

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Can soothe my heart so blue

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I look out from my room
Amid my gloom

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And there alone is a half-moon

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No bright shining star
No cloud from afar

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Only in my dreams do I find you

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I've only my memories
to carry me through

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And there alone is that half-moon

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The poor moon's torn apart

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It's lost half its heart

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Is it shining down there on you?

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Our old dreams never will come true

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Cold neon lights
Long shadows in the night

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They make my lonesome soul so blue

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The night breeze stirs in my room

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And still alone is that half-moon

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The night breeze stirs in my room

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And still alone is that half-moon

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Are you still selling watches?

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The first day that we met
We knew we never would forget

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This everlasting love

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Such unforgettable love

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Like the two wings of a dove

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Side by side up above

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Look at me,
don't be sulky, don't be sulky

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I'll be everything you need

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The first day that we met
We knew we never would forget

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This everlasting love

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Such unforgettable love

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As two trees grow intertwined

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The highest love we will find

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Look at me,
stand by me, stand by me

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I'll be everything you need

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The first day that we met
We knew we never would forget

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This everlasting love

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Such unforgettable love

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As two trees grow intertwined

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The highest love we will find

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Look at me,
stand by me, stand by me

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I'll be everything you need

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The first day that we met
We knew we never would forget

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This everlasting love

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Such unforgettable love

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How could we forget
The day that we met

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Give it here.

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There's no more.

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No more water?

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I don't believe this!

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Go get some!

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Get a move on!

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I can't find my eyelashes!

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Can you see my lashes?

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I haven't a soul

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But a heart, yes I do

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And this heart, I tell you

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ls loving and warm

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But so sad and forlorn

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I've been so often betrayed

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By men brutal and jaded

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So often degraded

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And so, come what may

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I'd throw everything away

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Rather than lead my heart astray

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And so

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I am through

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I haven't a soul

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I'd sell my soul too

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To keep my heart true

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To keep my heart true

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And so I am through

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I haven't a soul

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I'd sell my soul too

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To keep my heart true

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To keep my heart true

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I crawl out of bed
And shake my sleepy head

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Suddenly it dawns on me
I got the whole day free

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I have a date with lovely Chen,
I must look good, but then

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I see my shoes, what a fright
The left foot's on the right!

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Already I am running late
I mustn't make her wait

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I see her with her back to me
She looks like harmony

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To show her that I think she's bliss
I plant a big wet kiss

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She turns around and punches me
It wasn't Chen, you see

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Later comes the real Miss Chen
It's way past 12 by then

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I tell her that I hate to wait
And ask her why she's late

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She still has slippers on
Her skirt is hitched up wrong

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Turns out that she's as scared as me
And nervous as can be

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Oh what fun we had that day
The time just slipped away

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We danced and had a walk
And sat down for a talk

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But when I see it's time to go
Oh, what a fearful blow

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She wasn't Chen, her name was Hsiao
And she thought I was Zhao

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The cap's inside the Japanese girl.

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Go see.

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What do you want?

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Fish that cap out.

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Need a hand?

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Don't look down, don't look back

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Look straight ahead
and find your track

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Follow it with a fearless stride

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And happiness will be your prize

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Gently let your spirits rise

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Walk straight on with head held high

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All obstacles you'll put aside

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For happiness you need to strive

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Be sure to keep your eyes
on the goal

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And share your joy with one and all

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Follow the path with fearless stride

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And happiness will be your prize

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Gently let your spirits rise

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Walk straight on with head held high

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All obstacles you'll put aside

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For happiness you have to strive

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Don't look down, don't look back

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Look straight ahead
and find your track

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Follow it with a fearless stride

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And happiness will be your prize

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Gently let your spirits rise

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Walk straight on with head held high

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All obstacles you'll put aside

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For happiness you need to strive

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Back to work.

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Come on...

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undress her.

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Wipe her down.

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Sit her up.

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OK, wipe her back.

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Turn her over.

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Turn her over, come on.

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Take those off her.

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That's good.

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I need you up higher.

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That's better.

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OK, next.

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Get a hold of her breasts.

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That's good.

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Good. Fondle them, that's it.

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Lie her back.

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Lie her down.

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All the way down!

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That's right. Good!

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Give it here.

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- I'm beat.
- Keep going. Harder!

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OK, sitting position.

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Lie back.

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Hold her there.

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That's good.

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A wayward cloud

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Lonesome and proud

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Slipping through my hand

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To a far-off land

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My heartless love

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Drifting high above

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Like a wayward cloud

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With no earthly bound

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His lonely hours
pass like wilting flowers

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As he watches life drift by

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A sole shadow, with the world below

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Like a wayward cloud